IT IS one of the first decisions you make as a parent – and one of the most important.
How to name your little one.
Of course, there are popular choices like Olivia, Mohamed, Ava and Oliver and more unusual but still pretty options.
And then there are frankly bizarre choices
Now a Mumsnetter, who worked in a passport office, has revealed what she considers to be the worst names she has ever encountered.
And wait for them…
Siblings called Florence-Jolly and Lionheart.
No, we are not teasing.
The woman wrote: “Me and my Dh (dear husband) were talking about awful baby names, and thought I’d share.
“I used to work in a passport office – and we had a request for a sibling…
“Her name was Florence-Jolly (yes, with the hyphen) and he was called Cœur de Lion! LIONHEART !
“That always makes me laugh…poor love!”
“Who has heard of worse?
Of course, his question opened a whole Pandora’s box…
“Child from my DS’s old daycare called Blade,” laughed one mom.
“The six-week-old softplay twins were once called Dolce and Gabbana,” added another parent.
“Boy/girl twins – Pelé and Cartier,” added a third.
“God Rocket is a friend of a friend,” someone said.
“The two worst I’ve come across are a brother and sister called Glint and Toulouse,” someone said.
And a woman claimed she was at Tesco and heard a woman call her son…called Asda.
Have you heard worse?
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